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Posted by WaffleCrisp - April 21st, 2022

Had a 4/20 dream last night. I got high and turned into the leprechaun from the Leprechaun movie. Then I got paranoid when I saw Steve Buscemi and ran away.



Posted by WaffleCrisp - February 16th, 2021

It never snowed near this much in all my life here. The most I’ve seen before this is a little drizzle of snow. My power is out so I’m using my phone. The cars had a lot of snow on them before we cleaned them. My internet is really slow as well. Perfect time to be low on meds, but my pharmacy should reopen before I run out. Power is going out all over Texas.



Posted by WaffleCrisp - September 30th, 2020

Why arn't more people interigent, like me? I'm so ronery...


Posted by WaffleCrisp - May 11th, 2020

This is my new dog I've had for a few months. I have no idea what her breed is but her name is Foxy.



Posted by WaffleCrisp - June 3rd, 2019

Outside the bank on the ground next to the ATM machine. It was ripped in half perfectly, like someone had to purposely cut it in half with something it was very precise. Well, I took it into the bank and asked to get it replaced and they accepted it, no questions asked, and gave me a new 20 dollar bill to replace it. Yay!


Posted by WaffleCrisp - March 16th, 2019

Yeah, I'm a pussy douche bag vapor now. I stopped smoking cigarettes for weeks and then decided to try out the vapes. I bought the highest amount of nicotine they had, 24 mg. My juice is Apache tobacco flavor. What I always found surprising about these things is that they taste way stronger than chemically loaded cigarettes that you smoke with fire.


EDIT: Here's my new vape(below), I got it because my first one kept rolling, and eventually it rolled off the table and broke. So I bought this sucker for 100 dollars, it has a much better taste too. I also tried watermelon menthol, now my favorite flavor.



Posted by WaffleCrisp - October 22nd, 2018

Well I guess from all that cleaning in wet clothing has got to my skin. I formed an itchy painful rash on my thighs, tip of my penis, under my armpits on the side of my stomach, and my nipples. This gave me an excuse to quit. My next job will be nothing with food.

Started UPS for a couple of months as a seasonal worker. It was physical work, unloading packages unto conveyor belts. They moved the location somewhere else in Round Rock too far to walk, so I quit. I am back on SSI now.


Posted by WaffleCrisp - September 27th, 2018

Ah yes, I am a glorious dish washer.

Well I get paid $9.50 an hour and they have me working less now, only friday through sunday, sunday is our busiest day. Very busy. Some of my co workers are high on cocaine or weed while they work. One of my partners in dish washing does not know enlgish well. He likes to stare at people and is really slow at washing the dishes so he scrubs the hard dishes while I do the ones that require speed. Although I am not much faster and I need help as well, at least on sundays.

One other partner is very good though but he has missed work a lot recently, though for good reasons. His Mother died, he needed to remove a huge cyst on his neck. We have some old guy hitting on the waitress that is 16 years old and he won't leave her alone, even though she clearly states she doesn't want him to be doing this.

I have recently had delusions at work, the usual paranoia trip near the end of work. In which I have no idea what I am doing for the last hour. No one seems to notice so I guess I am doing fine. Our cook threatened the manager in front of customers, for messing with him. He thought he wouldn't get fired because they are desperate and cannot replace his cooking, they fired him and the manager has a restraining order.


Posted by WaffleCrisp - July 10th, 2018

Yay for me. I chew the gum now. They say on the nicotine gum pack it only lasts a week. It is lasting way longer.

My new weird hobby is walking around my apartment complex in the middle of night. Gaze at the stars and maybe enjoy peeing on soil every once in awhile. I talk to myself out there, or sing to myself. Its embarracing when people catch you but you have to make sure no one takes away your joy. >:(



Posted by WaffleCrisp - November 1st, 2017


I had a EEG 24 hour recording to check my brain for seizures to see if I still need seizure meds. Although I only had a few in several years. I had to hide when I smoked so people did not think I had a bomb strapped to me.