Total Medals Earned: 5,073 (From 932 different games.) Total Medal Score: 96,910 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
You have written the story for the news to print, off to the press we go!
The first run just wasn't good enough, start again!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/485 points)
Saved Some Hats
Saved Some More Hats
Saved Many Hats
used all machines and obtained sword
Saved All Hats
Saved Many More Hats
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/340 points)
Collect a Sharpening Stone
Repel 13 Foes
Clear LVL1
Collect a Stone After Losing Edge From a Death
Clear LVL2
Clear LVL3?
Medals Earned: 7/8 (320/420 points)
Win all stages from Level 1
Win all stages from Level 3
Win all stages from Level 2
Win All Stages from Level 4
Win all Levels, Win the Game
Win all stages from level 5
Win game on Hard Candy Mode
Medals Earned: 13/22 (90/200 points)
Got all medals available at the time
You have unlocked all medals
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/415 points)
Pull up
Have your capybaras breed a baby
Own 1000 capybaras
Buy a capybara galaxy
Unlock milestone 3
Unlock the Power of Friendship
Unlock milestone 10
Buy an infinity mandarin
Have 100 IMs
Buy that one upgrade
Have 200k IMs
Get all achievements
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Beat Level 1 - Get ready for the challenge
Beat Level 2 - Its get hard noew, start playing seriously
Beat LEvel 3 - Going well
Beat Level 4 - Its BOSS TIME
Find the Secret Level
Defeat The Final Boss - You did it!!!!!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!